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Portrait of Countess Howe is an 1834 portrait painting by the British artist Margaret Sarah Carpenter of the English aristocrat Harriet Georgiana Brudenell, Countess Howe. It depicts Harriet Brudenell (1799–1836), the daughter of the Earl of Cardigan and his wife Penelope. She married Richard, Earl Howe, in 1820. She was the sister of Lord Cardigan, known for leading the Charge of the Light Brigade during the Crimean War. She is shown in the fashions of the late Regency era with her hair in ringlets.
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